Ops teams shouldn't live in dashboards.
We're building alice so ops people can get answers in Slack instead of spending hours pulling metrics from five different tools.
The problem we're solving
Every growing startup has the same problem: someone needs to pull the numbers.
"Can someone check how many Pro users signed up this week?" "What's our churn looking like?" "Who are the customers with failed payments?"
So the ops person opens Stripe. Then Supabase. Then Posthog. Exports CSVs. Pastes into a spreadsheet. Formats it. Posts to Slack. That's 30 minutes gone for one question.
Meanwhile, the engineer who built the product can write a SQL query in 90 seconds. But they shouldn't have to. They're busy building.
We built alice to bridge that gap.
alice turns your data sources into Slack commands. Type /alice churn-risk and get the answer in seconds. No dashboard hopping. No spreadsheet gymnastics. No waiting for engineering.
Even better: alice combines data across sources. Failed payment in Stripe + no login in Supabase = churn risk flagged with one command.
Where we're going
We're entering a zero-click world. Voice assistants, AI agents, ambient interfaces—the future isn't about better dashboards. It's about no dashboards at all.
Questions will be answered before you finish asking. Insights will find you, not the other way around. The interface disappears. The answer just appears.
Slack is our starting point, not our destination. Today it's a slash command. Tomorrow it's a voice query from your car. Next year, your business metrics surface exactly when you need them—no screen required.
We're building for a world where asking is optional.
What we believe
The principles that guide how we build alice.
Speed over complexity
Get answers in seconds, not hours. We optimize for time-to-insight, not feature count. If it takes more than 2 minutes to set up, we failed.
Your data stays yours
We never store your data. Queries run in real-time, results display in Slack, then they're gone. Credentials encrypted. Zero retention.
Slack-first, always
Your team lives in Slack. Your answers should too. No new app to learn, no context switching, no dashboard tabs collecting dust.
Built for the whole team
SQL shouldn't be required to understand your business. We make data accessible to ops, sales, support—everyone who needs it.
Ready to try alice?
Set up in 2 minutes. Connect Slack, add your first data source, start asking questions.
Questions? Reach out at hello@alicehasnoidea.com