Your Stripe revenue metrics, in Slack
Connect Stripe in 2 minutes. Then get MRR, churn, failed payments, and 20+ revenue metrics via slash commands, scheduled reports, and threshold alerts — all in Slack.
Three steps, two minutes
Connect Stripe
Authorize read-only access to your Stripe account. One click, no API key to find. Encrypted and secure.
Add alice to Slack
One-click Slack install. alice appears in your workspace with 22 pre-built revenue skills ready to go.
Type /alice mrr
Get your current MRR, trend, and breakdown — instantly in Slack. Set up a daily report to #ops. Done.
More than Stripe's native Slack notifications
Stripe sends payment notifications. alice gives you queryable analytics.
Stripe for Slack
- New charge: $99 from jane@acme.com
- Failed payment: bob@startup.io
- New subscription: kai@devtools.co
Event notifications — one at a time
alicehasnoidea
- /alice mrr → $47,200 (+3.2% this month)
- /alice churn-risk → 3 accounts at risk
- /alice failed-payments → 7 needing retry
On-demand analytics + scheduled reports + actions
22 pre-built Stripe skills
Every skill works out of the box. Or create your own with SQL or plain English.
Revenue
/alice mrrCurrent monthly recurring revenue with trend/alice arrAnnual recurring revenue snapshot/alice revenue --monthTotal revenue this month vs last/alice new-mrr --days=30New MRR from new subscriptions/alice net-revenueNet revenue after refunds and feesChurn
/alice churnCurrent churn rate with trend/alice churn-riskCustomers at risk of churning (combined)/alice cancellations --days=7Recent cancellations with reasons/alice nrrNet revenue retention ratePayments
/alice failed-paymentsFailed payments needing attention/alice payment-successPayment success rate percentage/alice past-duePast due subscriptions/alice disputesOpen disputes and chargebacks/alice refunds --days=30Refunds issued this month/alice feesStripe processing fees this monthTrials & Subscriptions
/alice expiring-trialsTrials expiring in next 7 days/alice trial-conversionsTrial to paid conversion rate/alice subscriptionsActive subscription count by planCustomers
/alice vipVIP customers (revenue > threshold)/alice new-customers --days=7New customers this week/alice delinquentDelinquent accounts needing follow-up/alice plan-distributionCustomer count by planSee a problem, fix it — one click
Every query result includes action buttons. No tool switching.
Tag customer
Add a tag to any Stripe customer from query results. Organize at-risk, VIP, or follow-up customers.
Add note
Add internal notes to Stripe customer records. Document context from Slack conversations.
Send Slack DM
Alert a teammate about a customer issue. Tag the account owner or success team directly.
Create ticket
Create a Linear ticket from any query result. Link customer issues to engineering work.
Stripe + Supabase: the combined query advantage
Stripe tells you a payment failed. Supabase tells you the customer hasn't logged in for 18 days. alice tells you both — in one Slack message — with buttons to act.
/alice churn-risk
Payment failed + inactive + low usage = at-risk customer
/alice vip-users
Revenue > $500/mo + user profile + last login from Supabase
/alice expansion-ready
On starter plan but hitting usage limits this month
/alice trial-health
Trial users + feature adoption + days until Stripe trial expires
Your Stripe data stays safe
Read-only by default
alice queries Stripe data but cannot cancel subscriptions, issue refunds, or modify billing. Only safe actions (tags, notes) are allowed.
Encrypted credentials
Your Stripe API key is encrypted with AES-256 at rest. Never logged, never exposed in responses.
No data persistence
Query results are streamed to Slack and not stored. Only execution metadata is kept for audit logs.
Disconnect anytime
Remove the Stripe connection with one click. Revoke alice's access from Stripe's dashboard at any time.
Frequently asked questions
How does alicehasnoidea connect to Stripe?
You connect your Stripe account with read-only API access. alicehasnoidea uses Stripe's API to query your revenue data in real-time. Setup takes under 2 minutes. Your API key is encrypted at rest and never logged.
Can alicehasnoidea modify my Stripe data?
alicehasnoidea queries Stripe with read-only access by default. The only write actions are safe, reversible operations: adding tags/notes to customers and adding metadata. alice never cancels subscriptions, issues refunds, or makes destructive changes.
What Stripe metrics can I get in Slack?
22+ pre-built skills cover MRR, ARR, churn rate, net revenue retention, failed payments, payment success rate, past due subscriptions, open disputes, refunds, Stripe fees, expiring trials, trial conversions, active subscriptions, VIP customers, new customers, delinquent customers, plan distribution, and more. You can also create custom skills.
How is this different from Stripe's built-in Slack integration?
Stripe's native Slack integration sends payment notifications (new charge, failed payment). alicehasnoidea gives you queryable analytics — ask for MRR trends, churn risk analysis, or customer lookup on demand. Plus scheduled reports, threshold monitors, cross-source queries with Supabase, and one-click actions.
Can I combine Stripe data with other sources?
Yes — that's the core differentiator. Connect Stripe + Supabase and run combined queries: 'customers with failing payments who haven't logged in for 14 days' joins revenue data with app data in one Slack message. Posthog, Linear, and more sources coming soon.
Connect Stripe to Slack in 2 minutes
Free tier available. 22 skills ready to go. No credit card required.